Bart Stupak Makes Me Laugh

Congressman Bart Stupak has provided me today with some much needed comic relief. He moans to National Review that "they're ignoring me. That’s their strategy now. The House Democratic leaders think they have the votes to pass the Senate’s health-care bill without us. At this point, there is no doubt that they’ve been able to peel off one or two of my twelve. And even if they don’t have the votes, it’s been made clear to us that they won’t insert our language on the abortion issue.”

Mr. Stupak, after I get myself up off the floor after my laughing jag, I'll give you a little piece of advice. Don't join a crew of pirates if you don't want to sail the seas, rape, loot and pillage, and say "aarrrrrghh!" at the top of your lungs.

Just what did you expect, Bart? You're a member of a morally bankrupt party. This party's moral compass was broken over 40 years ago, sir! You're just now noticing?

If you're pro-life, then I congratulate you. But please don't bitch when Pelosi ignores you. She's the Dr. Mengele of the Abortion crowd for pete's sake. There is not now, nor has there been in decades, a meaningful pro-life coalition in the democratic party. Wake up and smell the coffee Bart. If you are sincere in your belief that life begins at conception, then here's a simple thing to prove it: Go to the podium, drop your party affiliation, and join the pro-life conservative caucus.

Although you will be a little late to the party, I'm sure they'll forgive you.